The Czar heard complaints, which he will not cite for obvious reasons, that the Obama-era Secret Service is poorly run and handled, often with “upstairs” getting in the way and ignoring their recommendations. Great agents, all, but processes are a little wonky right now.

Anyway, the first reported security incident has happened, in which a couple of party crashers got into the President’s state dinner—something even the Republicans could not manage.

Fortunately, these two morons were never a threat to begin with, and did not bypass any official screening process…they simply posed as two other people.

But the fact it happened at all does not refute the Czar’s original information. And obviously the Obama camp is quite embarrassed about this, with it being released to the press on Thanksgiving and all in hopes you miss coverage.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.