’Puter’s operatives at work
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Ten-cent toy? Not bloody likely. I strongly suspect that this was a ’Puter-Mandarin co-production from the Mad Science labs that we can’t talk about, but that somehow got mixed in with a lot of toys. Thank God she didn’t push both eyes at once.
’Puter and the Mandarin will be written up by Security.
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Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.