Today, when I was finished eating at McDonalds, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonalds. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Ten-cent toy? Not bloody likely. I strongly suspect that this was a ’Puter-Mandarin co-production from the Mad Science labs that we can’t talk about, but that somehow got mixed in with a lot of toys. Thank God she didn’t push both eyes at once.
’Puter and the Mandarin will be written up by Security.
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.