Ok, ok, my fellow Gormogons have subtly prompted me to post something, anything related to Star Trek. So let’s start with this tidbit. Over on SPACE.com, there is this article reporting on some scientists’ belief that faster than light (FTL) travel is possible (a/k/a Warp Drive). There has been this problem with Einstein’s thoeries and all sorts of possibilities of what would happen as a person or object approaches (and maybe passes) the speed of light – pancakes into single dimensionality, ages faster as speed increases (a la Walter Donovan), etc. Given the advancements we’ve seen in the last 50-100 years, I can’t say that I’d rule it out. I’m not sure when or if we’ll get there, but even the possibility is worth pursuing as it would open up the Solar System, the Galaxy and beyond for exploration. Of course, if we have to hunt the universe for dilithium crystals to power it, I’m not on board.
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