…to Mike DeSisto, about whom we know little.

If Google can be trusted—and it can’t—he could be a square-dance caller, a bathroom renovator, or a deceased Gestalt-based-education guru. The Gormogons admire mysteriousness.

Whoever you are, Mike, thanks for your interest in things Gormogonical. Just don’t tell the Masons.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.