Wait! Is This the Invention of the Year?
The Czar would have said there is no such thing of superstool. Want! Want! This could revolutionize everything from getting a good spot at the bar to those pesky (and increasingly frequent) men’s room breaks.
Actually, this could be the first product endorsed by more than one Gormogon.
The Czar is also relieved that this is what they meant by “out of control stool.”
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.