While they were protecting those poor South Ossetians…
…those crafty Georgians must have forced forced the simple, good-hearted Russian soldiers to destroy their country’s cultural patrimony. They’re tricky bastards, those Georgians.
This reminds the Volgi of the kind of crimes against history and culture that the Serbs perpetrated in Bosnia, like when they fired incendiary shells into the National Library in Sarajevo.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.