He cheated on Téa Leoni. What the hell?! That’s Hugh Grant/Divine Brown-level mystifying. And enraging. If I were married to Téa Leoni. I’d have a sex addiction, too. An addiction to sex with Téa Leoni. My god, she’s smart, funny, drop-dead gorgeous—not to mention one of the great comedic actresses around (not that she’s worked a lot lately). The Notorious ŒV’s been a fan since Flying Blind, a show watched solely by the Volgi and Mrs. GorT, apparently.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.