Ghetto P, I’ll see your “Hello Kitty” and raise you a “Hello Cthulhu.”

*You see this quoted around the internet a lot (mostly by people who wouldn’t know Harlan Ellison if he hit ’em in the mouth, and believe me, he would), but the Volgi has a dim memory from the early days of the Web of an actual story in a Lovecraftian vein which, he thinks, originated the Ellison pun. Anyone else? Mail thenotoriousoev {at} me {dot} com.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.