Louisiana Teachers’ Unions Stand Up For Educational Segregation

Louisiana’s Gov. Bobby Jindal and its
legislature provided their state’s children
education vouchers, freeing poor children
from the invisible but lifelong shackles
of a “separate but equal” education just as
surely as the Supreme Court did decades
earlier in Brown v. Board of Education.

Louisiana recently passed and implemented one of the most sweeping public education voucher systems in the nation.  Louisiana calls this program Student Scholarships for Educational Excellence, or in legalese, simply “Act 2.”

Under Act 2, any public school student in the state attending a public school that is rated “C,” “D” or “F” by the state education department can apply to receive a voucher that can be used at any approved educational institution in the state, including religiously affiliated schools. Eligibility is limited to students from families earning less than 250% of the federal poverty level each year.

To ‘Puter, Louisiana’s efforts are worthy of praise. ‘Puter’s railed in the past about segregated (by income) education being one the last great civil rights issue.  Let’s state it clearly.  If you have the misfortune to be born poor, your odds of receiving even an average education are about the same as winning a Powerball jackpot.  Louisiana knows this and is doing something about it.

If you’re a poor kid in Louisiana, damned by fate of birth to an unacceptable “education” administered through piss-poor teachers in dangerous schools (due to both attendees and lack of maintenance), Gov. Jindal and the legislature have given you a chance.  You can tell your local school to take their textbooks and shove them where the sun don’t shine, and walk with enough money to go to a better school, even a Catholic school.

Awesome, right?  Not if you’re the Louisiana State Teachers’ Union.  Not if you’re a local school board.  Kids’ futures be damned, they say.  Keep the kids right where they are, in sub-performing or failed schools.  In fact, these asshats have actually sued the state to prevent children from escaping their local gulag of “learning.”

You heard ‘Puter right.  Teachers’ unions have sued Louisiana to prevent poor students from access to a good education.  It’s that simple.

“But what’s their motive, ‘Puter? We all know teachers are the bestest, most nicest people in the whole big wide universal thingy, right?  Some teachers even go that extra mile, meeting with students after school, or even during school, to provide one-on-one tutoring on human reproduction.”

Unions only care about one thing: money.  Well, that’s not exactly true.  Unions care about power as well, but that flows from money. Therefore, teachers’ unions only care about school kids because kids equal money.  Butts behind desks equals money in their wallets, and money to buy more politicians.

Louisiana’s state teachers’ union executive
committee holds a board meeting to discuss
its response to Louisiana’s educational voucher
program. Randi Weingarten was late.

Money.  Dirty, filthy, one-percenter tainted money.  That’s why teachers unions are standing in the schoolhouse door, ringed by a (sort-of-metaphorical) phalanx of sunglasses-clad state troopers with dogs, defending “segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever,” doing their best Gov. George Wallace impression.

Individual teachers care about your kids and their education.  Teachers unions don’t.  In fact, teachers’ unions are more than willing to throw your kids under the school bus if it means fewer days worked for higher pay for their members.

‘Puter suggest the following approach.  Let’s insist the court apply the same legal standard it would in a domestic or family court proceeding.  That is, the court should determine what’s in the best interest of the child or children involved.*

‘Puter, arguing as an amicus curiae, would simply pose this question to the presiding judge. “Are Louisiana’s children attending failed or failing schools better off remaining in those schools, or are they better served by attending higher performing schools elsewhere?”

As a follow up, ‘Puter would simply state that the unions are asking the court to hold as matter of law that teachers’ unions’ grown members’ monetary interests trump the interest of Louisiana’s children in an adequate, never mind exceptional, education.

It really is that simple.

*N.B. ‘Puter hates this B.S. so-called legal standard. “Best interest of the child” is so squishy it’s an invitation to legislate from the bench.  One judge may believe child support should include sums sufficient to keep kids in Gucci and Prada, carrying the latest iWhatever, while a second judge may think that if Sears Toughskins and VanCamp’s Beenie-Weenie was good enough for her, they’re good enough for the kids.  ‘Puter’s just using this liberal-sociological piece of horseshit because it’s Schadenfreude-licious to hear liberals scream when they’re held to their own standard.

About 'Puter

Always right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this.’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial and legal advisor. He successfully defended us against a lawsuit from a liquor distributor worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in unpaid deliveries of bootleg shandies.The Geep has an IQ so high it is untestable and attempts to measure it have resulted in dangerously unstable results as well as injuries to researchers. Coincidentally, he publishes intelligence tests as a side gig.His sarcasm is so highly developed it borders on the psychic, and he is often able to insult a person even before meeting them. ’Puter enjoys hunting small game with 000 slugs and punt guns, correcting homilies in real time at Mass, and undermining unions. ’Puter likes to wear a hockey mask and carry an axe into public campgrounds, where he bursts into people’s tents and screams. As you might expect, he has been shot several times but remains completely undeterred.He assures us that his obsessive fawning over news stories involving women teachers sleeping with young students is not Freudian in any way, although he admits something similar once happened to him. Uniquely, ’Puter is unable to speak, read, or write Russian, but he is able to sing it fluently.Geep joined the order in the mid-1980s. He arrived at the Castle door with dozens of steamer trunks and an inarticulate hissing creature of astonishingly low intelligence he calls “Sleestak.” Ghettoputer appears to make his wishes known to Sleestak, although no one is sure whether this is the result of complex sign language, expert body posture reading, or simply beating Sleestak with a rubber mallet.'Puter suggests the Czar suck it.

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