CZAR: Thirty-nine, please.
LIB: Because of Bush and Cheney and the whole illegal war in Iraq!
LIB: Typical Limbaugh response, there, dittohead.
CZAR: I was sort of hoping that rain would hold out until tonight.
LIB: Yeah, like how we let Bin-Laden go free?
CZAR: Yeah, but the lawn needs it.
LIB: Only because he inherited that deficit from Bush!
CZAR: It’s only going to screw up traffic.
LIB: Karl Rove was the real mastermind, not that war dodger.
CZAR: I think it’s already up to an hour, out-bound.
LIB: And Obama will cram that down your throats again in 2012!
CZAR: No, I missed the last inning, but heard the bullpen collapsed.
LIB: All you global warming deniers ignore the evidence. Deniers! Deniers!
CZAR: I don’t think they’ll trade him until they get his value back up.
LIB: Hah! The whole GOP is in total free-fall right now.
CZAR: Here’s my floor. Have a good one.
LIB: He didn’t do anything about North Korea!
CZAR: You too.
Your Czar found himself in a lengthy elevator ride today with a liberal. The Czar only learned the man was a liberal from our conversation, which went thus: