Castle visitors can be all ready for the holidays with our brand new selection of Christmas wraiths. Welcome your holiday visitors into your home by decorating your doors with any of these lovelies!

Be bold! The PhantomWarning looks completely solid, but lacks a face and voice. Place her anywhere your decorating needs require and enjoy the sudden start as your friends and family catch her out of the corners of their eyes. But that’s not all! The PhantomWarning can (randomly or on a pre-set timer) point an accusing finger at one or more of your guests. Maybe they’ll blurt out a long-held secret! Maybe it will be hours of laughter! Put a Santa hat or foam reindeer horns on her head, or if you have kids, you make her the most terrifying Elf-on-a-Shelf ever!

Go with the subtle effect. Why overstate? The Spectral 200 is subtly transparent, and makes a great, feminine overlay to any of your other door decorations. Ideal with a red bow, or gentle fir boughs crossed at the neck, your friends will be impressed with the graceful, timeless elegance of a faceless horror gently weeping and sobbing as they spread yuletide joy and warmth. Was she murdered? Unfinished business? Does she seek justice or bloody revenge? Entertain their guesses, award the most creative interpretation and start a new holiday tradition.

Playful and funny, but still quite respectful, the SpookMeister is sure to sell out fast. With his goofy eyes and mischievous grin, he’s there to remind you that the Birth of Our Lord can still be light-heartedly terrifying for one and all. Makes a great pop-up stocking stuffer, and can be baked into mince pies or a Marzipan, or even wrapped up as a gag gift. Spooky could also be used for Halloween, probably, if you’re not overtly religious or don’t mind mixing up your holidays. Makes a great throw rug, dog pull toy, or commercial food prep cutting surface. Color safe and easily fits through most walls or other solid surfaces.

New! Just added this year, his eyes will bobble and wiggle to the beat of your favorite music. Music player not included, but for best results position SpookMeister within 5 feet of your music source.

For the more traditionally minded, don’t overlook our budget-priced BansheePlus model. Totally invisible until he shrieks, put him in your hedges or bushes by the door. When visitors arrive, he can visibly pop up and screech with 85 dB of painful fright. A mournful wail is sure to remind your guests of the trials and tribulations of the Three Kings, or his shadowy form will evoke sentiments of the manger. Shrieks can be set to Damned, Abandoned Wail, Lonely Moors, Disco, David Byrne, or Random.

Note: all our Christmas wraiths can be found in our gift shop seasonal aisle or purchased from this website to the left. Happy Holidays from your fiends, the Gormogons.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.