Tax Delinquency
According to the IRS, just over 98,000 civilian federal employees are delinquent on their federal taxes (this number does not represent any who are on a repayment plan) as of September 2010. The grand total owed is over $1.03 Billion. I’m sorry, if you work for the federal government and therefore are drawing your salary from tax revenue, you should be fired. At a minimum, one would think this is real easy. The federal government should simply garnish their federal wages in order to recover the money owed. The data gets worse if one expands that to include all government employees (includes military) and retirees where the total amount due to the United States Treasury is over $3.4 Billion. I’m glad Timmy Geithner is on top of this.
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