Gormogon Advent Calendar – Day 23
Continuing our advent calendar charity doors, today’s door is to the following charities:
The Military Order of the Purple Heart (one of the Czar’s picks)
Paralyzed Veterans of America (favored by the Mandarin)
For those who like contributing to other charities to support things in a slightly different way, you might want to consider:
Cooling Vests for Military Working Dogs (courtesy of the Czar)
and any number of local or regional animal rescue organizations.
Finally, we have one from Dat Ho:
Somos Amigos Medical Missions (GorT has a relative-in-law who is actively involved in this and its a worthy organization)
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.