The Czar has perhaps mentioned that he detests Hollywood celebrities. Yes?

Okay, so courtesy Brendan at Tyler Durden, who heaps out plenty of celebrity justice so the Czar doesn’t have to, comes a perfectly pathetic story. Just hate-filled.

Actress Kim Delaney delivered a rambling speech at the Liberty Media Awards (some suspect she was hammered) about the gravitas of military life, and how she knows this because she herself is in an active military family for the fifth straight year, personally knows the pain and anguish of life-altering combat injuries, and “attended numerous military funerals, including that of my best friend’s son.”

She is delusional: she is describing her character on her television show Army Wives. She is so freaking stupid she doesn’t even realize that wasn’t her. No wonder these empty-skulled meat puppets all wind up being liberals: they can’t tell the difference between fantasy and reality.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.