The Gormogons get results—HHS phone scam postponed
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IN RE Follow-up on Order [redacted]
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Notorious ŒV,
Dr. J. spoke and the Obama Administration timorously quaked in fear.
The mystery shoppers have been abated for now.
Quoth team Obama: “After reviewing feedback received during the public comment period [i.e., Dr. J’s screed —ŒV],” a Health and Human Services official told Fox News, “we have determined that now is not the time to move forward with this research project. Instead, we will pursue other initiatives that build on our efforts to increase access to health care providers nationwide.”
Team Obama adds, “[T]he American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009, the Affordable Care Act and ongoing federal investments in the health care workforce have led to significant progress in training more new primary care providers—including physicians, nurse practitioners and physician assistants.”
Translation: Obamacare has made things worse and there will be fewer primary-care doctors available, so you will probably be seeing a nurse practitioner or PA for most routine issues (not that there’s anything wrong with a good NP or PA, but Dr. J. is just reminding you that President Obama did say that you would get to keep your doctor (unless he or she quits)).
Best,
Dr. J.
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.