Invisible A—holes

Elena Kagan and America’s Rude Legacy of anti-Harvard Bigotry
Guest Opinion
by Professor John Evans Evans-John
Harvard School of Harvard A—hole Studies
Harvard University

When I last visited these pages, in the wake of the Cambridge Police Department’s brutal treatment of Professor Henry Louis ‘Skip’ Gates, it was in hopes that I might raise public awareness about Harvard’s Faculty A—hole community and the daily struggles we face against discrimination, ignorance, and insolence. While some progress has been made, the ongoing disgraceful treatment of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan shows we still have far to go before Harvard A—holes finally assume their rightful place in American society: as its wise, beneficent and undisputed rulers.

Awesome. Read on. No prissy em dashes on that page, though.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.