This Is The Worst I Can Ever Remember
As you know, the Czar has lived for several centuries. (And had it not been for that upstart second cousin of his, Daniil, Czar would be Tsar’. But that was a long time ago.) So when the Czar converses with his own father, it is notable.
And this morning, Czar’s father scowled at the newspaper and said, quite soberly, “This is the worst I can ever remember.” He was of course referring to the Democrats. In his several centuries-plus, he could not recall a time when the Democrats acted so blatantly in defiance of the public trust, the Constitution, and the obvious truth. And he has seen quite a bit in his day.
Slight change of topic.
So now there are 10 Democratic legislators who have been threatened, or suffered acts of vandalism. They have demanded the Republicans apologize for stirring the rage and further denounce such activities.
Nice try. Republicans have also been threatened, yet we see no offers to act first by the Democrats. Second, no one has advocated any such violence, and what has occurred is a pale shadow to the criminal acts used by liberals in riots past. No broken windows? No rocks whipped at police? No cars overturned? Hey lefties—if the GOP is behind this, why couldn’t they have borrowed some of your G-20 protestors for advice?
Now, to the business at hand. Tremble and quake before your Czar, all ye who would…et cetera…because the Czar makes another prediction:
Upon completion of the investigation conducted by the FBI and other law enforcement agencies, at least half of the threats and acts will be discovered to have been perpetrated by Democratic voters upset that the bill did not go far enough or to implicate conservatives. What a shame we will not find out, because the media will stop covering this in about three days.
Because yes: your Democratic politicians are openly playing a dangerous game of political mumbley-peg. And we know they are perfectly willing to commit crimes of falsifying criminal acts and lying nakedly about them.
Slight change of topic.
Andrew Breitbart, who has been known to read our site, is offering $10,000 to the United Negro College Fund—no strings attached—if US Rep John Lewis can produce any evidence on video or otherwise that the spitting or racist taunting occurred even once, let alone the now 15 times Lewis claims. Think that’s a check Andrew will need to write? It’s a safe bet, because with hundreds of cameras recording the incident, the mainstream media would be replaying and replaying the footage for us every hour on several channels. We see not a second of it. Because nothing happened.
And we have at least three US Representatives who have openly lied and had an innocent man arrested to make their racist play more fun for them. In a just world, these men would be charged with filing a false complaint and spend a night in lockup.
The Czar’s father is right. This is the worst they have ever been.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.