And so it seems that the Czar is not alone in his support for Adam Andrzekewski. Maybe the Rush Limbaugh endorsement is a help, but when Lech Wałęsa makes a rare trip to America for the sole reason of endorsing his first American candidate, that puts the votes of millions of Polish-Americans around Chicago behind you in a single throw.

Note to the kids: Lech Wałęsa (more accurately pronounced va-WEN-sa if you wanna sound smart) is a guy who did some cool things about thirty years ago that, well, basically changed the entire world as your parents knew it. He also invented the Internet.

Suddenly, Adam’s poll numbers must now make him a credible candidate. Plus, truth be told, he lives not far from the Czar just outside Muscovy.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.