…the Gormogons gave to me:
Seven GorTs a traveling
six Man’drin Bootings
four bags of mail
three Guest Spots
two Boxing Days
and a Hello Kitty in an orange tree
I do a lot of traveling (time and otherwise) and if there is one thing that rings true it is that history is to be learned from and without that knowledge it tends to repeat itself. Those that show ignorance to this or blame others are not the geniuses that they are usually made out to be. It shouldn’t be hard to infer the subjects of whom I speak.
On a side note, I would encourage our dear readers, particularly those in the U.S., to take time and travel and see the different parts of the country. It’s educational and in parts awe-inspiring. Just make sure to bring some trash bags and Brawny towels.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.