So on one hand, liberals enjoying touting this “scientific consensus” (which means nothing if the data is lost or protected and not subject to a quality, unbiased peer review process) of 2,000 scientists (by the way, that number has been decreasing as it was once reported higher than that) that agree with the human-caused global warming theory. On the other hand, we have liberals crying for nationalized health care where the “expert consensus” (that being the doctors and medical practitioners) oppose the current administration’s plans. So why are 2,000 scientists good enough to back a yet-to-be-proven theory that has the potential to damage the world economy via enforcement of policies that remain unproven to have any effect on the theory itself but the American Medical Association (AMA) with 250,000+ members’ opposition to the Obamacare plan not sufficient. Clearly these inferior lifeforms cannot be consistent with logic like GorT is programmed.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.