Headline Skimming
The Czar thought there might be more to this ESPN headline:
Childress wanted Favre to come out
But there wasn’t.
Also, here’s a weird pair that came very close on our news feed:
US Officer ‘draws gun’ on snowball fight crowd
Hugh Jackman Is A Snowball-Throwing Kid At Heart
Sidenote: you think the BBC is delighted with the idea that your typical American cop pulls a gun out on a few little kids having a snowball fight, unlike the bobbies who carry no weapons but can verbally quiet a thousand-member football riot?
Of course, this was no tiny snowball fight, was a mob of angry college leftists looking to start trouble, and found the perfect unbalanced detective to target. Oh, and UK? Your police are armed. You just refuse to admit it to the rest of the world that your gun control program is a failure. But keep playing the fantasy; it entertains the colonials just as much.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.