The Czar Makes Another Prediction!
Ready for another easy prediction?
You will soon be seeing a helluva lot more of news, pseudo-news, and quasi-news reports like this.
Every flood, every hurricane, every rain possibility that jumps from 20% to 40%, will be written up to emphasize how the Earth is melting due to anthropogenic warming.
The Hadley CRU incident is, John Lott puts it, being ignored or quickly papered over by most media organizations. That isn’t surprising, but it isn’t going to work for long and the press knows it.
So expect every possible environmental news story to be released, amped up to describe our imminent end times, so that the average person will hear nothing but warming, warming, warming. Further, you can expect news pieces that have no related content re-written to overwhelm the Hadley CRU stories:
– Noah Pinyin has been out of work for eleven weeks, now, and is becoming frustrated. The 32-year-old former video store clerk has been unable to find employment with online movie distributors, college DVD rental outlets, or in the forestry service likely due to the slow death of trees caused by global warming.
– Arial Mapp is one of many Americans who have returned to gardening in her backyard. “Food prices are so high now,” she said, which is generally attributable to global warming.
– “Our foreign policy is a joke,” commented Rep. Rush Orter of Nebraska. “No one takes our country seriously anymore thanks to the egregious sycophancy of our current President, [Global Warming].”
Heed the Czar’s words. An active disinformation campaign triggered by the Hadley incident is already upon us.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.