Bill Gates is irate that environmental restrictions are prohibiting starving communities in Africa to use the genetically modified foods that would actually help them grow food in their climates. Why, he cries, why?

If there is anyone who stays inside a castle more than ‘Puter, it’s Bill Gates. We understand he doesn’t hang out for drinks at the Leaping Peacock with the Mandarin, Volgi, and the Czar (sometimes GorT goes, but only to upgrade the pinball machines into malevolent sentience). Mr. Gates does not have the opportunity to meet the ordinary folks.

So here it is: the environmentalists do not care about the sub-Saharan people. They don’t care if they starve to death. In fact, they would even prefer it.

Environmentalists like that see a different end game. They see this Eden-like forest all over the world where the last few humans (themselves, naturally) walk about smiling faced while petting friendly and sociable deer, ostriches, and llamas. The lions lay down the lamb, and there is a snake and mongoose cuddling nearby, all smiles. Flowers bloom, the sun always shines, and there is no snow, cold, darkness, or predation.

And all of this can be achieved by eliminating humans. Think this is outrageous? Ask the President’s science advisor. He was openly for it.

The Czar of Muscovy

Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.