Honestly, your Czaritude, I was just as happy to pass on Etruscan for Business Travellers. I always felt it was a little sleazy. Chapter 14 was “Tarxna After Dark.”
Ein thuta lautnitha, fase ti turo.
Not-chaste freedwoman, I give you a libation.
Rav etnam tamo te.
I ravish and defile you.
Cemis cipen mi!
You groan under me!
Puia ein eclthi am. An epl neteial per epl Ruma am, tuthio.
The wife is not here. She’s at my mother-in-law’s house in Rome, I swear.
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.