Glenn Beck is not affiliated with the Gormogons. We will, however, gladly fast-track the membership applications of John Stossel and Penn Jillette. (If they’re not already members… Cue sinister Mandarin laugh.)

Via Buttle.

Stossel also does a nice job here.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.