Read on to find out what for, but dig this opening:

So on some recent radio show hosted by the Rev. Al Sharpton, a male caller phoned in with a theory about Michael Jackson’s death. Turns out he didn’t kill himself using a panoply of pharmaceuticals. It was all Sarah Palin’s doing.

Yep, according to the caller, “maybe she did something to Michael Jackson,” and “maybe she’s stepping down because something’s about to come out.”

Ok, the Gormogons may have to officially endorse that theory to spread confusion and madness behind the cloak of which we can advance our schemes for world domination.

Man, that’s two dudes in a week. Clearly she resigned to pursue her new career as a celebrity spree killer.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.