The Emir of TJICistan seems to have completely captured the Czars thoughts on the matter, from why this is different from Clinton, to why Mrs. Sanford is so darn smart, to the serious political ramifications the governor put in play in a moment of stupidity.
Nice piece of writing and exposition. Next time TJIC is in Muscovy, he will be allowed to walk the streets for one day without any of our secret police following him. Nor will his hotel room be bugged. Enjoy!
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.