Bad Astronomy found this gem.
Heres an alleged adult asking if we got the moons permission before we intentionally crashed the Kaguya orbiter into it to see what kicked up. Seriously.
The Czar knows you are smart enough to recognize this person is an idiot. But the Czar adds this to the screaming pile of reasons why conservatives must take back science from the liberals.
The Czar will safely bet which way the moon-lady voted in the last election. Although the liberals openly state they are the party for science and technology, you must remember this is the kind they accept.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.