Farrah Fawcett, RIP
By now, you have heard that actress Farrah Fawcett has passed away, largely as expected from such serious cancer. If this is the first you are hearing this, we support your decision to get your news only from this site.
The Czar could well wax philosophical about how she was so much more than an attractive model from the 1970s, and how she really proved to be a much better actress than people expected from Charlie’s Angels, and how she used her struggles with cancer to inspire people with their own trials, with the same quiet strength she displayed.
But the Czar won’t. He still very much enjoys this poster from 1977. And that’s how the Czar will remember her.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.