The Gormogons will return to the negotiating table.
This is by no means a capitulation to the Iowegian menace, but rather part of a constructive engagement to encourage them to display more responsible behavior in the future. We’re cautiously optimistic that our package of
- monster-truck-rally tickets
- a U-Haul full of garbage-bag-lined trashcans of grain alcohol
- ten cases of Sudafed for the indigenous pharmaceutical industry
- a gross of naked-lady mudflaps
- a year’s supply of teriyaki-style jerky
- an Xbox with both the complete Halo & Gears of War series
- a Super Platinum Level subscription to Swank and swank.com
- a 72″ plasma TV with DirecTV, including complete sports and premium-movie channels, and
- Wrestlemania I-XXV on Blu-Ray
will encourage them to play a positive rôle in the blogosphere and join the community of responsible websites. (We found all that stuff in ’Puter’s shed and rumpus room. Yes, he calls it his “rumpus room.” Don’t ask why.)
Caption: Glorious Leader Hok I Hik and Dear Leader I Oa Hok.
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.