It is being reported today that Israel is preparing plans to attack Iran’s nuclear facilities without U.S. backing. While this might prove difficult as the U.S. controls the Iraqi airspace through which the Israeli attack fighter/bombers would have to fly, it isn’t impossible. How will P.E. Obama deal with such a situation if/when it occurs under his watch as Commander-in-Chief? We might know if some intrepid reporter or seasoned journalist had asked Sen. Obama but alas, we know not.
Iran is waving this off as part of Israel’s psychological and diplomatic warfare. Regardless, this could be quite the international crisis if it materializes. And how would our new President deal with it will be interesting to see.
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