Confucius* says… The Gormogons Posted on December 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 5, 2008 …octopuses are freakin’ awesome. *For those who came in late: Confucius (孔夫子) is the given name of the Gormogons’ Œcumenical Volgi. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.