Once again, aggression recedes before the fearsome arsenal of negotiation the EU deploys. And the world is safer for it!

Or, wait, did I get that backwards?

Check out their effort to “counter” Russia—we’ll have to outbid them to give more stuff to the most retrograde dictatorship in Europe!

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.