Great Moments In Teaching, Episode #42,727
It appears that some American children’s curriculum includes a section on Barack Obama. Right in the Volgi’s backyard, 8th grade students in Racine, Wisconsin, have a literature textbook with 15 pages devoted to Barack Obama. No content of Reagan, Bush (either one), Clinton (either one), McCain, Kennedy (any of them), etc. Apparently the content focuses on Obama’s “Life of Service” (apparently, that’s code for voting “present” and/or skipping voting in the Senate half of the time). For those interested, the book is “Wisconsin – 8th grade – McDougal Littell Literature – copyright 2008″. Alfred McDougal’s support is pretty clear if you look here. So now we have taxpayer funds going to buy books promoting a single candidate. Is this education or propaganda? When does it stop? If you think I’m picking on a molehill, what would happen if the only politician mentioned in the book was George W. Bush or John McCain?
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.