A deranged Spanish priest…
…stabbed JP2 with a bayonet at Fatima?
Now, that’s a lead.* Too bad that the rest of the story is “Vatican secretive.” Pit bull chomps dude poking it with a stick.
*The Gormogons are not journalists and therefore don’t use the intentional misspelling “lede” used by typesetters back in the days of metal type.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.