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Ok, while GungaDin, I mean Ricky Tiki Tavi, I mean Rin Tin Tin is interesting, I’d like to offer up the following movie as the next must see movie. Maybe it’s all the Philip K. Dick novels I read as an undergrad in my SciFi class. But the silver screen adaptation of this dark “graphic novel” is high on my list. The trailer was leaked and you can find it here (hopefully). The novel has a dark ending which I’m pretty sure that Hollywood will never do. I’m over the whole buzz over The Dark Knight and Heath Ledger (I still think he plays second fiddle to Jack’s Joker).
For those who might bust on the music, the setting for The Watchmen is an alternate 1985 where Richard Nixon is still president, superheroes exist and the cold-war tensions are at an all-time high. The plotline surrounds the investigation of the murder of a former hero and the layers of the onion begin to be peeled back revealing a much larger conspiracy at hand.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.