President Obama has racked up 39 rounds of golf since taking office in January 2009. He had a (likely) record setting pace, reaching 24 rounds by the end of October 2009. A feat the much-maligned President Bush took over 33 months to do – Obama played 3.5 times as much as Bush in the same period. After the war in Iraq started in 2003, President Bush hung up the clubs and didn’t play another round. Obama continues to play throughout multiple crises that are his “top attention” items, including 7 times since the oil rig explosion in the Gulf of Mexico. These outings are, of course, on top of the various parties, basketball sessions and other “outlets” for the POTUS.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.