Hey, folks, if you’re not following the Gormogons’ Twitter feed, you should be. Not only Journalist Goldberg and American Ninja Stephen F. Hayes follow us, but so does Col. John Casey (d/b/a ‘Adam Baldwin’). Not cool enough?

Ok, well, we’re very happy to announce that out of the blue, we’re being followed by the stunning, funny, and whip-smart Australijka Yvonne Strahovski, Mr. Baldwin’s co-star on Chuck (which you should be watching). One presumes the Man They Call Jayne had something to do with this and tips the ol’ 烏紗帽 scholar’s cap in his direction, but honestly, we don’t care. We’re smitten.

Now, if only we can find out if the writers actually have a policy of getting the lovely Ms. S in her underwear every episode, or if they just do it unconsciously.

So follow us and watch Chuck, already. It’s quite the salon, mes amis.

I witaj, Pani Strzechowski!

Photo credit: Adam Baldwin, renaissance dude.

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