We shouldn’t let the passing of the Gormogons’ three-thousandth post (the Czar’s denunciation of robots) without a brief expression of pride (viz., “yay”) and a substantially longer note of thanks to the legions of you who, having stumbled upon the ostensible ravings of madmen and the in-house newsletter of a sinister time-and-globe-spanning conspiracy, have stuck around to enjoy the ride and wisely get on the good side of the conspiracy.

We’re constantly surprised at the amazing number of you, the intelligence of your correspondence, and the fact that you enjoy the madness as much as we do. So thanks, all. Stick around. Invite your friends. Follow us Twitter (see left). We’ve got lots of plans to make gormogons.com bigger, better, and oh yeah, weirder.

So, on behalf of Ghettoputer, GorT, the Czar, and the Mandarin, thanks much for all you do to immanentize the return for occultation of the Thirteenth Imam. You’re our huckleberries.

—孔夫子

P.S. Dat Ho & Sleestak thank you as well. Alas, despite the clamor for it, and Ghettoputer’s desire to make some extra cash, we cannot indenture them, though we appreciate the offers and Dat and Sleestak pray every night for deliverance from the dunge—er, servants’ quarters. Especially after Taco Night. Ghettoputer remains incapable of operating a tortilla.

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.