…for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
People should be asking a few simple questions: (1) if healthcare reform was so critical that it needed to be enacted in
August before Thanksgivingbefore Christmas, then why is over 90% of the actions implemented by ObamaCare not enacted for 4 years? (2) if this was so critical, why did multiple senators need “special encouragement” to sign on? (3) if these “special encouragements” weren’t backdoor deals or at least questionable, then why are some of the recipients now considering returning said encouragements? (4) is this more important than the economy and job recovery and bringing hope and change to politics in America?
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.