I wonder what kind of backroom deals and promises were made to the “on the fence” senators to agree to the Reid bill? Likely most of them will include some job protection/offers for next fall when their complete disregard for the opinion’s of the American people they represent comes back in force and these people become former senators. Keep an eye out next winter for appointments by this administration for those democrat senators because we know that they’ve left the “most open, honest and ethical congress ever” mantra behind and are now the “most closed, underhanded, and dishonest congress ever” as supported by the poll numbers we’ve already shown. Clearly, they won’t be able to be elected into any office, so they will rely on appointment positions to care for their future while their legacy flushes the rest of our futures down the toilet.
This is the kind of “hope and change” that the Obama administration has brought to DC. Where the passage of a wildly unpopular bill that even isn’t fully written and hardly disclosed to the public out of fear of even lower poll numbers is being pushed through for some reason. We have (until this bill goes through) a medical system that is the envy of much of the world. People come from all over seeking treatment. The future looks bleak as we try to mimic the healthcare systems of other countries where people aren’t thrilled about it.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.