One assumes this could have been BorePatch as a child cept for the accent.
Minor grumble. The lad went on a bit about how full-featured his Colt M1911A1 is. Except he appears to have missed the grip safety. The Czar writes this off because (a) it would be tough to implement the grip safety and still insert a Lego magazine, and (b) like too many M1911A1 owners, the kid would have just defeated the grip safety anyway.
Glad to see this level of engineering still exists in the English speaking world. The lad should be proud of himself; he’s gone about as far as he legally can with a handgun.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.