President Obama demonstrated more of his own and his administration’s amateurism in his address yesterday concerning the Fort Hood shooting tragedy. The press was alerted that the president was going to make a comment about the tragedy and when the speech began, the president spent two minutes covering the summit or conference that was going on or wrapping up yesterday. His remarks included a “shout out” to a friend in the audience. The video of this can be found here. While this might seem a nit-pick on the president, it belies the ability, thoughtfulness and example that he is setting.
After losing elections in various states, having representatives unable to answer simple questions from citizens about the health care bill when asked during yesterday’s march on the Capitol, and treating a tragedy like this with little respect isn’t doing the democrat party any good.
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