And it’s starting to worry the kids.
With the problems with the Stimulus plan and it’s über-transparent recovery.gov site, the bribery-induced healthcare bill (if you don’t believe me, go look at Sen. Reid’s 2,000+ page bill where it elaborately lays out Medicare supplements to specifically Louisiana in a not-so-covert attempt to woo Sen. Landrieu), and unemployment exceeding the limit that Obama promised it wouldn’t, we have infighting within the administration and Congress. It’s amazing that only after 11 months in office, the administration of Hope and Change is bringing this kind of change to DC. One where everyone is pointing fingers at each other within the same party. Clear evidence to some that much of the posturing is for political power only and not for the best interest of those they represent.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.