I decided to go to the source (annotated by me):
The National Do Not Call Registry applies to any plan, program, or campaign to sell goods (i.e. GM cars) or services (i.e. Healthcare) through interstate phone calls (the call was from the Capitol, a 202 number and called my 301 number which meets the definition). This includes telemarketers who solicit consumers, often on behalf of third party sellers (given the unions and other special interests with healthcare, one could consider Congress being the third party calling on behalf of these interests). It also includes sellers who provide, offer to provide, or arrange to provide goods or services to consumers in exchange for payment (i.e. our annual tax payment in April and other associated taxes with H.R. 3200).
I care not about exemptions as Congress shall pass no law from which it is exempt and therefore while political organizations may be exempt, Congress is not.
My next step, of course, is to engage the services of our in-house lawyer and we all know the ‘Puter is always right.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.