Confucius* sagely wrote:
Alas, Lane failed to ask the Mandarin if he could borrow his helicopter to shoot the crowd from above…
Lane should know the Mandarin would not only loan him the helicopter, but several BMG .50s to shoot the crowd from a safe height. He might even join in.
*For those who came in late, Confucius is the Gormogons’ Œcumenical Volgi.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.