GorT and family attended the local Labor Day parade. Intermixed with the dozens of fire fighting vehicles (literally, if there were a major fire in the neighboring municipalities, the parade would have lost 50% of the vehicles in it), was the local and state politicians. Now, understand that all of our representatives are democrats. What I found most interesting about the parade was that the democrats and the “democrat central committee” cars were all “historic” (i.e. old gas guzzlers which couldn’t pass a current emissions test) while the republican party’s car was a 100% electric car. Telling? Maybe. Well, make of it what you want.
I’m just happy that Spike HD is showing the “Band of Brothers” series this weekend.
GorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. The profits from this pay all the Gormogons’ bills, including subsidizing this website. Some of the products he has introduced from the future include oven mitts, the Guinness widget, Oxy-Clean, and Dr. Pepper. Due to his immense cybernetic brain, GorT is able to produce a post in 0.023 seconds and research it in even less time. Only ’Puter spends less time on research. GorT speaks entirely in zeros and ones, but occasionally throws in a ڭ to annoy the Volgi. He is a massive proponent of science, technology, and energy development, and enjoys nothing more than taking the Czar’s more interesting scientific theories, going into the past, publishing them as his own, and then returning to take credit for them. He is the only Gormogon who is capable of doing math. Possessed of incredible strength, he understands the awesome responsibility that follows and only uses it to hurt people.