In a new series here at the Gormogons (albeit one we’ve addressed before), we will point out where the current administration’s spin doctors are out and about
back pedaling correcting clarifying administration official’s statements. I’m sure VP Biden will be a top contender but in today’s episode I refer you back to this post. Now, Robert Gibbs has come out and brushed off these comments that Sec. Geithner made as being part of a “hypothetical back and forth” that the Secretary became engaged in. Although there’s little evidence that the discussion was about hypothetical plans.
Tune in next time for another exciting edition when Gibbs, Obama, Clinton, will be sure to be heard saying, “Well, what they really meant to say was…”
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