Just to keep you all guessing…
Q: Maybe you could draw on your student council experience to help sort out the enormous budget crisis in California. Any remedy for it?
A: I don’t think we want a remedy for it. The less the government has to spend, the better off we’ll be. But I should say that I, and the rest of entertainers, don’t know a god-durned nothing about policies. We’re too busy self-aggrandizing to come up with any solutions. It’s amazing how many entertainers can find time between adopting children to tell you how to live your life.
Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.