The Soul of Wit
Iranians supporting Mousavi are protesting in the streets, hoping to be heard.
According to Fox News, though, one of the protest chants is:
Mousavi, we support you! We will die but retrieve our votes! Where are the 63 percent who voted for Ahmadinejad? If Ahmadinejad remains president, we will protest every day.
The Mandarin hopes that sounds a little better in Farsi than it reads in English. Otherwise, they might want to consider something like “Hell no, we wont’t go.” Something with a little more brevity, you know?
The Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined the order in 1309, and introduced the Gormogons into England during the 18th Century.
The Mandarin enjoys spending time with his pet manticore, Βάρἰκος, or Barry (who can be found in the Bestiary). When not in the Castle…well, frankly, nobody is quite sure where he goes.
The Mandarin popularized the fine art of “gut booting,” by which he delivers a powerful kick to the stomach of anyone that annoys him. Although nearly universal today, the act of gut booting or threatening someone or something with a gut boot is solely due to him.